ANHEDONIA AIN'T THE GOAL

Whereas, anhedonia is the inability to experience pleasure, I'm figuring anti-anhedonia is a worth goal.
With this in mind, here are a few more newspaper headlines:

Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One
Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing
Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
Chinese Apeman Dated
Traffic Dead Rise Slowly
Milk Drinkers Are Turning To Powder
South Florida Illegal Aliens Cut In Half By New Law
Quarter Of A Million Chinese Live On Water
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Split Rears In Farmers Movement
Mrs Rydell's Bust Unveiled At Nearby School
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In the EGG at Duck Creek. Here to scrape and paint the bottom of Sylvia Louise (not the Queen Mary), but our antique sailboat. But it's raining and cold, so we're hunkered down, eating old pizza and drinking old grape juice (it's not noon yet.) More later...