Thursday, June 18, 2015

THERE'S THE EGG CAMPER AND THERE'S THE OLD SAILBOAT


 "I ain't making no plans and I'm stickin to-em," is a saying often heard among sailors. On terra firma one can say "I'll meet you at Starbucks at 10:30 AM tomorrow." At sea in a sailboat there are too many variables, eg., wind direction, wind intensity,  reliability of equipment, etc., to make definitive planning, so an experienced sailor often says things like "I'll be there within the next day or so." At sea you might as well "give it up," because the Elements aka Neptune, always whips up on sailors so they'll relinquish their need to control.

                                                     A CASE IN POINT:

  Day One: We shoved off from New Bern, N.C. in our 32'  1970 C&C Corvette, a sailing sloop, for day one's 25 mile trek to Adam's Creek---part of the ICW's passageway to Beaufort Harbor, the ocean and beyond.  We should have tucked in a reef (lessened the amt. of sail) before shoving off because it's tough to do underway if the wind pipes up and the water's rough. Neptune was lurking. Though not predicted, the wind indeed piped up to 20-25 mph on the nose, finding us with our tiny diesel running and only the head sail flying. Rather than tuck in a reef in these conditions, we  hobby-horsed back and forth with sloppy tacks, slowly working our way down the mile wide tricky body of water known as the Neuse River. Had I tucked in a reef  I could have flown the main and head sail, put the centerboard down as needed, and scooted down-river, saving an hour or so.  Alas... 
   
 Day Two: A rather uneventful motor and motor-sail +- 25 miles to Beaufort Docks. Had a mini-snit with their "dock dude's," who expected to be tossed the bow line and stern line, not the stern line and mid-ship line, as is our custom. We prefer that the dock worker tug our mid-ship line so our boat moves horizontally until she's side-to against her bumpers and the  pier,  then secure the bow line. Otherwise, the worker with the bow line frequently tugs too hard, banging the bow against the forward end of the slip.    
    
 Day Three:  Hung out in beautiful Beaufort, a favorite spot of ours. We rubbernecked folks, their boats, and some historic houses. We looked at some overpriced retail stuff and ate mediocre seafood. Back aboard, we drank red, red wine, listened to some "kicking" on-board music and grooved on being sailors once again.
   
Day Four: Time to depart for the 7 mile ocean trek alongside Shackleford Banks to Cape Lookout aka "The Hook", a huge bay with an historic, functioning lighthouse---all  separated from the ocean by a mere spit of sand. For centuries, pirates, vessels disabled during wartime and thankful souls elated to be out of the tempestuous Graveyard of the Atlantic during a storm, have retreated behind the Hook. It's a magic spot for swimming and fishing---at night, for viewing the brilliant vault of heaven with its trillions of stars and planets. Standing out on the deck during a clear black night and looking up at this stuff gives me the funny feeling you get  swinging on a rope with your eyes closed.
   The sail out to the Hook was spectacular! Ann and I kept looking at each other and smiling.  . We angled out to sea about two miles until we were  abreast of Cape Lookout and came to port for a long gentle reach pointing us precisely into the Hook's channel. What a rush.
   If The Hook's good weather is a ten, it's horrible weather is an eleven. All was well day four PM.  Mostly a 10-15 mph warm breeze. Then, with no forewarning  and no weather forecast alert, like the snap of your fingers, the wind began howling 20-35 mph. A flat, solid cloud roared in and sat over The Hook like a black pancake. Pale, yellowish light from evening dusk extended from the edges of the "pancake" to the horizon. The blow ramped up. A forty-footer began dragging anchor---her stern pointed our way. It would have reeked havoc on our smaller boat, had we come together.  I fired up our lights. And hollered, "there are 100,000 acres of  good water out here to set your anchor. Please move away," to which the skipper's wife, who was on the helm, hollered to the skipper, "Honey there's a boat just behind us," and she powered away, full throttle. Thank you Neptune!
   On and on it blew for two days. We pitched about like a rubber ducky in a baby's bath.  Finally, the wind switched to the  north-east, allowing us to weigh anchor and move over close to land and out of the huge fetch (wind-blown chop). Things settled down a good bit. During bad weather when at anchor, you read, you talk and laugh, you eat, you scratch about doing odds and ends to the boat. You don't sleep, much. You're always partly "on duty."  But though sleep-deprived, you seem to stay energized. When I crewed on a  stormy 14-day cruise from Wilmington, NC to St. Maarten, we were all sleep-deprived for fourteen days but never faltered. Arriving in port with about a case of Bud and a few loaves of Harris-Teeter whole wheat bread, I think it was this skipper who waxed,  "At sea I don't need much sleep or food.  It's like I'm high on Expresso and weed." (Which indeed he was.)
      
Day Five: We managed to inflate the dinky and motor to shore for a stroll the beach. There was a 10-lap swim around the boat and an extended float on my back during which I discovered that my new Teva sandles have great flotation characteristics. Flopping over on my back, I inhaled a bit, my Tevas popped right up to the surface, and I floated like a cork. Over-head,  purple ragged clouds roaring before the sun..
   
Day Six:  Time to begin the trek back to home port. Having a 1983 "rode hard and put away wet" two cylinder Yanmar diesel with 13 horsepower, we are always  forced to (a) sail, if possible, and (b) be very, very cognizant of in-coming and out-going tides---Beaufort Inlet being a prime example. Going against the tide is mostly futile. A few years back we broke a shroud (one of six cables holding up the mast) out in the ocean off Beaufort.  The wind was piping up. Afraid I'd lose the mast, I headed into the inlet against the rushing tide. We made it. How, I'm still not sure.
   We got the tide just right, the wind had tapered off, and the sail back through Beaufort Inlet, the freighter turning basin, under the big Beaufort Bridge and across Core Sound to the foot of  Adam's Creek went without a hitch. By late afternoon we were again anchored at Cedar Creek, where we'd spent night one.
     
Day Seven:  There was +- 10 mph wind was on the nose as we headed back up-river to New Bern.  Ann suggested that we rig up the old '70's Autohelm. It  steered like a champ and we "chilled," while motoring.back to home port.
  Our GPS clocked 95.7 miles during this trip to the Hook.  Apart from tide strategy, we planned very little and we stuck to it. What good would it have done? Neptune always has the last word.
      
 
 

 


 

 

Thursday, May 21, 2015

DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN

   I'm thinking the title was uttered by Yogi Berra--maybe not. For sure, he did say, "I feel more like I do today than I ever have before."  I'll get to the deja vu business in a minute, but now, let's get back to Shaking Down in Uwharrie National Park. What we have here is a 55,000 acre park---all thick forest, plus a   jumbo lake. Where did they park us? I In the only open space in the park---a double site for tent camping out in a blazing meadow! The upshot was that it was a hot as a $2 pistol & the humidity was on a par with the temperature---around 90. A lot of sweat, good food, and lots of laughs. Did some hiking and rubbernecking the obsessed bass fishermen frantically hauling ass up and down the lake.   We experienced our first enclave of Latino ATV enthusiasts, camped just down the trail. Amazed that they'd picked up this Americana hobby, complete with triple-axel trailer to haul their  tricked- out rigs; etc. They were very nice neighbor campers who were cooking up some good-smelling grub and laughing a bunch.
   And now for the deja vu business:  En route home we buzzed over to Troy, NC the county seat of Montgomery Co., where Uwharrie is located. Our goal was to find  (a) the farm house I lived in from 1969-1970, and (b) find Montgomery Community College where I worked. Strange feelings were afoot. I interviewed and got the job as Student Personnel  Director at MCC on 20 July 1969, the day America planted its flag on the moon. My  former wife was nine + mons. pregnant--the baby wiggling around, wanting to be born, while I was wiggling around wanting to be the hell done with the interview and drink a cold beer. I liked living way out in the country, but my wife was more of a "city girl" and she wasn't very happy. I had a batch of beagle hounds. At night I'd sit on the back steps and listen to them howl and hunt---chasing deer, coons--whatever they'd roust out of the brambles. It was pretty much heaven---but then again it wasn't, so we moved to Charlotte, I left my beagles with country boys---even Sid, my favorite. The old fellow I left Sid with had a bunch of coon hounds meandering around his yard. Sid leaped out of the truck, ran over to an old hound, did the usual fanny sniffing dogs do, and seemed to fit right in. But It was sad driving away---watching him fade from view in the rearview mirror.  I just didn't have the heart to take a free beagle into the city.
   The community college was new, aesthetically pleasing,  and we were received like dignitaries. It was semester break with no students & the Student Activities Dir. took us on an hour-long tour. It was gratifying to see how passionate he was about the College and its mission. Ann, being a potter, tripped out over their noted, pottery studio--especially the wood-fired kiln not allowed in Charlotte.
   So it was deja vu all over again and my 46-year-old memories and feeling were all over the chart. Weird, weird, weird.
   Home again, home again. The EGG's in the driveway recuperating-- as are we, and the AC is like manna from de pearly gates.
   In a week or so I'll be publishing my took titled OH, NELLY! Once the books done, we've had a big-ass book launch celebration & I've got 50 or so copies to give out to friends, family, the NC Arts Council that awarded me the writers' fellowship & some others due a copy, we're gonna get the hell out of Dodge and head for Maine and environs.
   I feel more like I do right now than I ever have before. Sorry if I've been overly self-absorbed. I'll do better next blog.
   Later.....

Sunday, May 17, 2015

UWHARRIE SHAKEDOWN CRUISE

      First, you gotta spell Uwharrie. It's tricky business----spelling the word and launching the EGG's First Seasonal Trailering  escapade.
      We had to re-learn the fact that it takes as much time to prepare for a five-day jaunt as it does for a five month trip.
     Here's how it unfolded: grease the EGG wheels, pump up the  tires, adjust the brakes, get a new battery (for the EGG's elec. system), fill the water tanks, test sink, toilet, & shower's pressurized water systems, wash the unit, wax the unit, jockey the unit around the neighborhood while doing this stuff because I've got a shared driveway and there's little room. Bought  $120+ worth of provisions. Went through EGG's big, gray crates to see that we've got everything needed, serviced and test-fire the Honda generator because this is a National Park and there is no electricity, sewer hook-ups or water at the camp sites--only rustic showers, toilets and water faucets  every three or four sites. So you gotta fill up the EGG's water tank at home (120 extra lbs.) to lug along with you.
     So we did all this stuff and we're out in the woods!!!! Praise Yogi de Bear!!!!
What's more, they gave us a double site that's isolated & not far from the lake!!! So we're  happy campers, as it were. One aside:  en route, we discovered that we had no onions. Given that we're having hotdogs this pm you gotta have onions, right? So. we did a panic exit off highway 49 in hopes of getting to a country Food Lion that had whizzed past, & it sent us into a parallel universe of skinny country roads, only to come upon a Jehovah's Witness Parking lot where we did a gravel spewing U-turn and doubled back to 49. "Screw a bunch of onions!" we both said. In case you don't know, turning around when pulling a trailer is a pain in the arse. Many a time we've driven miles and miles---often down skinny, twisting  roads---often gravel---not having a clue, but bent on finding a bloody spot to turn around. Amazing what you come upon during these asides.
     Enough of this probably boring jabber.
      Oh yeah, we bought some onions, so all's truly well.
      Later....
      Dick Randall

Friday, November 28, 2014

Pictures from Keowee-Toxaway on thanksgiving weekend





TURKEYDAY--TOXAWAY/11-26,7,&8th

  The chillins all had Turkeyobligations, so Ann and I said, "What the hell!"--threw the crates in the EGG and took off for KEOWEE-TOXAWAY State Park, in the S.C. mountains. Ann did up a complete Turkey dinner, with the bird,oyster dressing, gravy, sweet potatoes--pureed with cinnamon---and cranberry sauce (I could eat daily---the whole works!
    25-28  pm degrees; am wind; invigorating; big fires to sit around and stare at the way we do.
    Dinner better'n anything the Pilgrims--even Abe Lincoln, who invented Thanksgiving-- ever had & eaten, knee-to-knee, at the EGG's tiny table, and I was "the luckiest man alive".   
    Hiked a good bit in the hard wood forests with that magic leafless sunshine a-beaming on you and the fall leaves all-around and you stop every 45 mins. or so for snacks-- every hour for another turkey sandwich with Miracle Whip and gobs or cranberry sauce on both sides of the turkey slabs.
   Photos, to follow, I take no credit for; it's all about the IPhone (3, no less). You figure it....
Peace 'n Later...
        

Friday, October 24, 2014

DEEP CREEK NATIONAL PARK--October 23, 2014

37 degrees last night; beautiful day Took a 7 mile hike on a horse trail--moderate grade; twinkling leaves with colors galore; blue, blue sky; trippin out on the day and my blood sugar is all over the chart--a mini Snicker & pack of orange Lance crackers and things settled down & we're going at a good gait, and the....... there in front of us is a healthy pile of fresh bear poop.  Oops....we'd both forgotten this was the heart of bear country. Hummmm...and then, here comes a whole herd of jolly, college kids, horsing around...lots of loud banter and the fierce, boogie bear trepidations vaporized. A very, beautiful, wonderful day.
   Yesterday, October 23rd we rode the Great Smokies Railroad from Bryson City to Dillsboro--a day trip there and back. Some cool pottery & touristy little shops in both B.City & Dillsboro...and, a good bit "hard times" afoot.  Big learning from the railroad trip was  a heartfelt appreciation for my ancestors who road back and forth across America on trains back in the old days....like the 1860's, 70's ; etc. with batches of children,  and little or no train perks---just a seat. At maybe five miles per hour on average, you do the math for a distance of say, 2000 miles. Whew....I'm bushed.
ATTENTION, READERS!! PHOTOS FROM THE 23RD & 24TH SOMEHOW CLUMPED TOGETHER AND ARE ALL POSTED ON OCT.23 BLOG. (It's Bill Gates' fault.)  

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

DEEP CREEK LEAPER'S LURKING

DEEP CREEK LEAPER---Oct. 21st, 2014. Yep, the Leaper is a bear that stuffs himself/herself on backpackers' food they've hooked onto a wire strung between two trees---the hip way to store one's food in the wild. That is, with the exception of the mighty Leaper.  This-here bar climbs the tree with wire attached and leaps over to the food bag and rides it to the ground.  Alas, the poor  backpackers with no food must head back to their crib with their tails between their legs.
   We're EGGing up here in the Smokies in Leaper territory. Both of us have been sick---me with bronchial pneumonia. But we have turned the corner.  I figure I can hawk up mucus in the woods as easily as  at me casa.  Besides, the woods are where I belong. I spent my childhood way, way out in the country. Apart from the paved road out front, I could hike in any direction all day and never happen upon any civilization. Left the country for the city as a 9th grader; returned ten or twelve years later and our farm was history. In its place was a  strip mall and a McDonalds. And the beat goes on.  
   More later from Leaper country.