"Trucks are red, tractors are green & shit flows down hill." Relayed today by a geezer from Michigan. This brings to mind a second truism relayed to me by a tired old plumber back in the 60's when I was a plumbing and heating supply salesman. He said, "Son, there ain't but two things you got to know to be a plumber: 1) Shit don't flow uphill and 2) Payday's on Friday.
Spectacular weather today. Sat out on the beach and swilled a few Ultra's, though it's against city ordinance to consume alcohol on the beach. Figured I'd tell the constable that since Ultra really ain't beer than how can it be alcohol . Ann said this wouldn't work.
Can't remember photo order nor which ones exist for 1/24, but you'll no doubt see the big rig & Harley in the pickup. Came roaring last night. Note his sewer hose as it relates to truisms, above. Then there's SOW (shit on a waffle) we had this am. In the Navy there was always SOS (shit on a shingle), but given our incessant drive to achieve sophistication we stepped up to SOW. Note: It's cream beef on toast---or waffle. Then there's our new friend Mary, a late 60's single, tent camper from Washington state. She hauls a 750 Honda in her trailer & she's a true enthusiast and truly happy camper. Finally, there's us on the beach. I promise no more selfies, as they are as boring as home movies.
Later......
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